Alright Febreeze....I'm on your ass...

Okay. So, it's been awhile, but I've been waiting for something good to come about. And by good, I mean bad. This is kind of a two for one....there's the Febreeze commercial which outlines 7(or8, I can't remember) items in your household that can't be washed that you need to Febreeze instead: my issue with this is one of the items is a kids' bed. why can't you wash that? As well, they pull sports equipment out of a bag: again- why can't you wash that?? I'm sure there's a couple other items in their 'unwashable' list that are completely washable but these are two of them that piss me off. The second Febreeze commercial is the one with the fish swimming round the living room, and I believe the wording of the commercial is that it eliminates odors based on bacteria. Hows about you just wash the bacteria and make that go away? And not just spray around a bunch of room perfume to get rid of the smell of your laziness??? I do have to say, yes, in some functions, Febreeze could be a good product- but really, it just makes dirty people lazy. End point.